Butif we can hump dead animals and antelopes. Then there's no reason why a man and another man can't elope. But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote. Wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus Eminemfinish the Lyric Can you name the Eminem finish the Lyric? By ronnay. Plays. Comments. Comments. Bookmark Quiz Bookmark Quiz -/5-RATE QUIZ. YOU. MORE INFO. Classic. hide this ad The Real Slim Shady(8) He's so stagnant: Lose Yourself(10) Let's go back to '73: Cleanin out my Closet(9) Well I'm gone, but I'm tryna give you Inthe year 2000, Marshall Mathers asked the real Slim Shady to stand up, and viewing this collection of Eminem innovations 12 years later, it's still a task that is easier said than done. 'No Homer' Portrait is a Puntastic Play on a Popular Rap Lyric 8. Hip Hop Cartoon Blogs. The 'Rap Coloring Book' Tumblr Lets Your Inner Child Come Out to Misheard"The Real Slim Shady" Lyrics. I'm slim shady, yes i'm the real shady a. All you other Slim Shady's are just in m. "adjusting my taties". I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady a. please say im dumb. there's a slim shady annoyingenuity us. Trusada Slim Shady yang terus-terusan mempengaruhi Em untuk menumpahkan seluruh kemarahan kami dalam lirik lagu, kadang, si Shady ini yang sering muncul di tengah pertunjukan. Abis, dia susah dikendaliin sih. Di singel The Real Slim Shady, Em habis-habisan mencela musisi dan penyanyi lain kayak Fred Durst, Britney Spears, dan Christina Myname is, chka-chka, Slim Shady. My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh) Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler. And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up. Thislyric quiz is from the first or last lines of the songs on "The Eminem Show". Tough, 20 Qns, this quiz is about famous songs and life of American rapper Eminem. Slim Shady's unique lyrical skills make him a very well known superstar. Average, 10 Qns "The Real Slim Shady" "8 Mile" 11. 10 Questions on Eminem 10 questions. 20 @ 12:00pm. mizkif its my birthday can i get a sign please its my birthday please i love u. Rockedspice Jul 17 @ 11:20pm. Mizzy Wizzy <3. Japperleeto Jul 17 @ 5:36pm. Mizfart. Jarworld Jul 16 @ 10:22am. Mizqueef. Sniperino Jul 15 @ 11:58am. What Lyrics Here (formerly called YouTube Lyrics) provides instant lyrics for YouTube, Spotify Web Player, Jango, AccuRadio, Deezer, 8tracks, Google Music, iHeartRadio, Superplayer.fm, Last.fm, Yandex Music, Qobuz, SoundCloud, Saavn, Pandora, Bandcamp, displayed in a flexible panel.Together with a link to the source and an option to look up the lyrics from another source LyricQuotes. Movie Quotes. Shady vs Em. Mark Ramone. Humor. Eminem Videos. Quotable Quotes. Funny Memes. Jokes. Funny Pictures (48 Pics) Tiffany Slone. Funny ha ha. Great Quotes. The Real Slim Shady. Eminem Slim Shady. Best Rapper Alive. Shauna. my eminem. Marshall Eminem. Eminem Photos. Good Tattoo Quotes. Yelawolf. I'm always going to be Showing1 - 108 of 1,041 unique designs. Wall Art. Slim Shady. Slim Shady wall art products, available on a range of materials, with framed and unframed options. Wall art in a wide variety of ready-to-hang prints for your home, office, or dorm. Gallery quality framed photographic prints, metal prints, canvas prints, art prints, and art boards جدیدترینو زیباترین آهنگ ها و آلبوم های خارجی به همراه متن Youruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it. I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me. See Slim, shut up *****! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk. SlimShady is the alter-ego of Eminem and is one of Eminem's personalities. Shady is formerly known to wear a white shirt with bleached blonde hair. Shady is mostly known for his violent actions and lyrics like murdering his ex-wife Kimberly Scott. Following the failure of Infinite, Eminem developed an alter-ego, Slim Shady, who spoke about more controversial and violent Answer(1 of 31): It signifies that the suspense is over and the genuine personality will be revealed, as the speaker asks Mr. Shady to make himself known to the (seated) audience by standing. Marshal Mathers, an old rapper used this motif as a metaphor. A well adjusted and sympathetic person ha 2oHk. [Eminem] May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're gonna have a problem here [Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whippin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement Feminist women love Eminem "Chigga chigga chigga Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit 4th grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they "We ain't nothing but mammals" - well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Hook x2] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 2] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records Well, I do. So fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download a audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [Hook x2] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 3] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than 90% of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses' asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go [Hook] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us F*ck it, let's all stand up Penyanyi/Artis Eminem. Judul lagu The Real Slim Shady. Genre Hip hop dan Trap. Lyric song Eminem - The Real Slim Shady. Lyric Eminem - The Real Slim Shady. May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture Agh! It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement ha ha! Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who, " "Yeah, but he's so cute though." Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee." I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than 90% of you rappers out can Then you wonder "How can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up! Terjemahan Bahasa Indonesia Eminem - The Real Slim Shady. Boleh saya minta perhatian Anda? Boleh saya minta perhatian Anda? Akankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri? Saya ulangi, akankah Slim Shady yang asli berdiri? Kita akan punya masalah di sini Anda bertingkah seperti Anda belum pernah melihat orang kulit putih sebelumnya Semua rahang di lantai seperti Pam, seperti Tommy baru saja mendobrak pintu Dan mulai memukul pantatnya lebih buruk dari sebelumnya Mereka pertama kali bercerai, melemparnya dengan furnitur Agh! Ini kembalinya "Ah, tunggu, tidak mungkin, Anda bercanda Dia tidak hanya mengatakan apa yang saya pikir dia lakukan, bukan? " Dan Dr. Dre berkata, tidak ada apa-apa, kamu idiot! Dre meninggal, dia dikunci di ruang bawah tanah saya ha ha! Wanita feminis menyukai Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, aku muak dengannya Lihatlah dia, berjalan di sekitar, ambil-nya-kau-tahu Flippin kau-tahu-siapa, "" Ya, tapi dia sangat imut. " Ya, saya mungkin punya beberapa sekrup di kepala saya longgar Tetapi tidak lebih buruk dari apa yang terjadi di kamar orang tua Anda Terkadang saya ingin tampil di TV dan melepaskannya Tapi tidak bisa, tapi itu bagus untuk Tom Green untuk menunggang rusa mati "Gelandangan saya ada di bibir Anda, gelandangan saya ada di bibir Anda" Dan jika saya beruntung, Anda mungkin hanya memberikan ciuman kecil Dan itulah pesan yang kami sampaikan kepada anak-anak kecil Dan berharap mereka tidak tahu apa itu klitoris wanita Tentu saja mereka akan tahu apa itu hubungan intim Pada saat mereka mencapai kelas empat Mereka punya Discovery Channel, bukan? Kita bukan apa-apa selain mamalia — yah, sebagian dari kita, kanibal Yang memotong orang lain terbuka seperti melon Tetapi jika kita dapat menunggang hewan mati dan kijang Maka tidak ada alasan bahwa seorang pria dan pria lain tidak bisa kawin lari Tetapi jika Anda merasa seperti saya rasakan, saya mendapat penawarnya Wanita, lambaikan stoking Anda, nyanyikan refren, dan begitulah Saya Slim Shady, ya saya Shady yang asli Semua yang Anda Slim Shadys lainnya hanya meniru Jadi bukankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri Silakan berdiri, tolong berdiri? Karena aku Slim Shady, ya aku Shady yang asli Semua yang Anda Slim Shadys lainnya hanya meniru Jadi bukankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri Silakan berdiri, tolong berdiri? Will Smith tidak perlu bersusah payah untuk menjual catatan Ya, jadi bercinta dengannya dan bercinta juga! Anda pikir saya peduli tentang Grammy? Setengah dari kalian para kritikus bahkan tidak dapat memuaskan saya, apalagi mendukung saya "Tapi Slim, bagaimana jika kamu menang, bukankah itu aneh?" Kenapa, jadi kalian bisa berbohong untuk membawaku ke sini? Jadi Anda bisa mendudukkan saya di sini di samping Britney Spears? Sial, Christina Aguilera lebih baik mengganti kursi saya Jadi saya bisa duduk di sebelah Carson Daly dan Fred Durst Dan dengarkan mereka berdebat tentang siapa yang dia kepala dulu Pelacur kecil membuatku meledak di MTV "Ya, dia imut, tapi kupikir dia menikah dengan Kim, hee-hee." Saya harus mengunduh audionya di MP3 Dan tunjukkan pada seluruh dunia bagaimana Anda memberi Eminem VD Aku muak dengan kalian kelompok gadis kecil dan laki-laki Yang Anda lakukan hanya mengganggu saya, jadi saya telah dikirim ke sini untuk menghancurkan Anda Dan ada jutaan dari kita seperti saya Yang makian seperti saya, yang hanya tidak peduli seperti saya Yang berpakaian seperti saya, berjalan, berbicara dan bertindak seperti saya Dan mungkin saja hal terbaik berikutnya, tetapi tidak cukup bagi saya Karena aku Slim Shady, ya aku Shady yang asli Semua yang Anda Slim Shadys lainnya hanya meniru Jadi bukankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri Silakan berdiri, tolong berdiri? Karena aku Slim Shady, ya aku Shady yang asli Semua yang Anda Slim Shadys lainnya hanya meniru Jadi bukankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri Silakan berdiri, tolong berdiri? Aku seperti perjalanan ke kepala untuk mendengarkan, karena aku hanya akan memberikanmu Hal-hal yang kamu bercanda dengan teman-temanmu di dalam kamar tinggalmu Satu-satunya perbedaan adalah saya punya nyali untuk mengatakannya di depan kalian semua Dan saya tidak harus salah atau tidak mengenakan gula sama sekali Saya hanya mendapatkan mik dan meludahi Dan apakah Anda suka mengakuinya, saya hanya sial Lebih baik dari 90% dari Anda rapper bisa keluar Lalu Anda bertanya-tanya "Bagaimana bisa Anak-anak memakan album-album ini seperti Valiums? " Ini lucu, karena pada tingkat aku akan pergi, ketika aku berusia 30 tahun Saya akan menjadi satu-satunya orang di panti jompo yang menggoda Mencubit pantat perawat ketika aku pergi dengan Jergens Dan saya menyentak, tetapi seluruh tas Viagra ini tidak berfungsi Dan setiap orang adalah Slim Shady yang mengintai Dia bisa saja bekerja di Burger King, meludahi cincin bawang Anda Atau di tempat parkir, berputar-putar, berteriak, "Aku tidak peduli!" Dengan jendelanya turun dan sistemnya naik Begitu juga Shady yang asli, silakan berdiri Dan letakkan salah satu jari itu di masing-masing tangan? Dan bangga menjadi keluar dari pikiran dan keluar dari kendali Anda Dan sekali lagi, sekeras yang Anda bisa, bagaimana hasilnya? Saya Slim Shady, ya saya Shady yang asli Semua yang Anda Slim Shadys lainnya hanya meniru Jadi bukankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri Silakan berdiri, tolong berdiri? Karena aku Slim Shady, ya aku Shady yang asli Semua yang Anda Slim Shadys lainnya hanya meniru Jadi bukankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri Silakan berdiri, tolong berdiri? Karena aku Slim Shady, ya aku Shady yang asli Semua yang Anda Slim Shadys lainnya hanya meniru Jadi bukankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri Silakan berdiri, tolong berdiri? Karena aku Slim Shady, ya aku Shady yang asli Semua yang Anda Slim Shadys lainnya hanya meniru Jadi bukankah Slim Shady yang asli tolong berdiri Silakan berdiri, tolong berdiri? Ha ha, saya kira ada Slim Shady di kita semua Persetan, mari kita semua berdiri! May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem hereY'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin' her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture agh!It's the return of the Ah, wait, no way, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?And Dr. Dre said Nothing, you idiots!Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement ha ha!Feminist women love EminemChicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-whatFlippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute thoughYeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on TV and just let looseBut can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead mooseMy bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course they're gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?We ain't nothin' but mammalsWell, some of us, cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantaloupesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goesI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand meBut Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstLittle bitch put me on blast on MTVYeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-heeI should download her audio on MP3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD agh!I'm sick of you little girl and boy groupsAll you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like me, walk, talk and act like meAnd just might be the next best thing, but not quite me'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?I'm like a head trip to listen toCause I'm only givin' you things you joke aboutWith your friends inside your livin' roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'allAnd I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it, I just shit itBetter than 90% of you rappers out canThen you wonder How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with JergensAnd I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkingHe could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion ringsOr in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't give a fuck!With his windows down and his system upSo will the real Shady please stand upAnd put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?Ha haI guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of usFuck it, let’s all stand up! 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[eminem] may i have your attention please? may i have your attention please? will the real slim shady please stand up? i repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? we’re gonna have a problem here.. y’all act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her -ss worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture ahh! it’s the return of the… “ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, he didn’t just say what i think he did, did he?” and dr. dre said… nothing you idiots! dr. dre’s dead, he’s locked in my bas-m-nt! ha-ha! feminist women love eminem [-vocal turntable chigga chigga chigga-] “slim shady, i’m sick of him look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what flippin the you-know-who,” “yeah, but he’s so cute though!” yeah, i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms sometimes, i wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can’t but it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose “my b-m is on your lips, my b-m is on your lips” and if i’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman’s cl-toris is of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade they got the discovery channel don’t they? “we ain’t nothing but mammals..” well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes [slurp] but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope [-ewww!-] but if you feel like i feel, i got the antidote women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [chorus eminem repeat 2x] ’cause i’m slim shady, yes i’m the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating so won’t the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [eminem] will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well i do, so f-ck him and f-ck you too! you think i give a d-mn about a grammy? half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me “but slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?” why? so you guys could just lie to get me here? so you can, sit me here next to britney spears? sh-t, christina aguilera better switch me chairs so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first you little b-tch, put me on blast on mtv “yeah, he’s cute, but i think he’s married to kim, hee-hee!” i should download her audio on mp3 and show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [ahhh!] i’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so i have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] and there’s a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don’t give a f-ck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [chorus] [eminem] i’m like a head trip to listen to, cause i’m only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room the only difference is i got the b-lls to say it in front of y’all and i don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all i just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it [-err-] i just sh-t it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can then you wonder how can kids eat up these alb-ms like valiums it’s funny; cause at the rate i’m goin when i’m thirty i’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting pinchin nurses -sses when i’m jackin off with jergens and i’m jerkin but this whole bag of v–gr- isn’t working and every single person is a slim shady lurkin he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings [-hach-] or in the parkin lot, circling screaming “i don’t give a f-ck!” with his windows down and his system up so, will the real shady please stand up? and put one of those fingers on each hand up? and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? 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